Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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France had one revolution

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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