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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

fish fishy caoimhin

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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