- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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