knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I literally died laughing

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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