what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do u call a cripple Biv

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