- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The truth is he loves her!!

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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