- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A blind man watches TV

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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