- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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