- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Screw it you write the joke.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

YOLO

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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