- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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