What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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