- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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