What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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