- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Want to hear a joke? No.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

LO AND BEHOLD!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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