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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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