- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how do you win a game try your best

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Alchohol.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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