What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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