Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Whats 1+1? window!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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yolo your orange looks orange

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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