- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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