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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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