- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

how do you win a game try your best

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

where's mom I killed her

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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