- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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