Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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