Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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