What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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