Why Did the throw up He was sick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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