- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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