- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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