- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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