- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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