- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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