- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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