- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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