- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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