What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Tall asians

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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knock knock Goodbye

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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