- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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