- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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