You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your adopted

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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i hate non minorities!

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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