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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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