What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

pobody's nerfect

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

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