- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Racial equality.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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