- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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