- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

my penis

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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