What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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