- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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