Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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I agree

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Anti Joke

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