OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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