- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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