What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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