- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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