whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Do the roar!

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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