- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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