What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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