what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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