- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Drew Knowles is gay

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a black man? Rob

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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