- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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