- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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