- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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