- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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