There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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