Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Drew Knowles is gay

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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