Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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