- Anti Joke

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.