Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

knock knock!? . . No.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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