- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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