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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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