How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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