- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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