- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

The cream, it is coming

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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