- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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