- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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