- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Sixty... eight

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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