How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Casey Anthony kills a baby

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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