what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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