- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

SHUT UP JP

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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