If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Lil Wayne

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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