- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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