- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A blonde dies Lololol

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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