- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do I hate? people

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