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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What rhymes with milk...milf

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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