What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What stops a train? A missile

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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