What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do I hate? people

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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