- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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