Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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