- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

antonis sister is mighty fine

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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