What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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