- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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