- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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