- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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