- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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