What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How old are you? 7

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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