- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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