- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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